A bit silly I know, but it made me smile!
Reputation means a lot these days. If you don't have a reputation, people won't notice you. Likewise, if you have a lot of reputation, you will get noticed more and you'll get more people attracted to you. It's like buying a soft drink. Which drink would be more attractive to you: Coca Cola or Lebanon cola? And more importantly, which drink would Paris Hilton drink? It's all about reputation. You have to let girls know that you have a big penis! By letting girls know that you have a big penis, you are letting them know that you are a dominant, single and available guy who can attract any girl he wants!
So how do you increase your reputation? Spread rumours about your big penis! And we all know that to spread rumours quickly, you have to exaggerate! Even if it's a little lie, it's the best way of increasing your reputation, because once you get your girl, you have had sex with her already because they would want to know how big your penis is! In fact, the best way to spread stories about your big penis is through complete strangers, because unlike your family and friends, they don't know how big your penis is. I've increased my penis reputation by comparing famous hollywood actors or something that you saw on the television who have shown their penis on screen. Like a conversation will go, "have you seen that movie with Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights where he shows his penis? That was bloody small, my penis is twice that size and it's 12 inches long." You will get peoples attention immediately. In the internet age, its even easier to spread rumours. I can have a conversation as above, but I'll email it to people who I want to spread the rumours, and if they respond I just say that I typed the wrong address!
If you want to increase your reputation even further, then you can have therapy to make your penis bigger. One safe way is through penis enlargement exercise, where you let more blood in your penis and enlarge your blood vessels. Another is through plastic surgery where through cosmetic surgery, they can increase your penis size by pulling tissue out through your pelvis. A better alternative is through pills, where the blood vessels can enlarge and allow the tissue to expand thus increasing your penis size. This has been used for thousands of years, which is more relatively safer than cosmetic surgery because of reduced risk of infection, bleeding and nerve damage.
Increasing your reputation of the size of your penis will increase your chance of getting into bed with a hot sexy lady!
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